[Man in his 50’s looks at my name tag at work.]

50’s: “Ed.”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

50’s: “Haha! It’s Ed.”

Me: “Haha, yeah…”

50’s: “Do we remember each other?”

Me: “From…”

50”s: “High school.”

Me: “…Oh…uh, ok…oh yeah! Is that you?”

50’s: “Yeah it’s me, Larry!”

Me: “Oh I didn’t even recognize you from our high school days.”

50’s: “Oh what was the name of that girl you used to date in high school?”

Me: “Oh, uh…Jenny.”

50’s: “Ah, Jenny.”

Me: “And what was the name of that girl you used to run around with?”

50’s: “Linda.”

Me: “Ah…yeah Jenny was better than Linda.”

50’s: “Yeah she had a gap in her teeth.”